Oh Cheers Main Protagonist concerned the world is gonna end. As if.
Voting day. If you don’t vote, make sure you know why. If you do vote, make sure you know why.
Why? THESE are the issues why…
General election? Volcanic ash? Icelandic volcano? Banking crisis? Infinite energy? Green bread? Malt? Got milk?
There is only one truth here. We Oh Cheers folk dare to print it here. Blessed are those with understanding, for they are reckoned with the truth. Oh dear.
Yes, it’s ALIENS destroying the Houses of Parliament.
But at least health and safety legislation protects us with a nice big blue board of “danger: demolition” in the midst of it all. Nice aliens, eh?
TEOTWAWKI. Don’t be happy, just worry.
Enjoy May 6th, folks!

