Edna has been patiently waiting for spinach seeds from a farmer at the local market, and reports on the experience…
Edna: Hello Blakey, have you got my seeds?
Blakey: Seeds! Bugger [SLAPS HEAD]. I was supposed to bring some of the Warrigal down for Tom at the gasworks.
Edna: I’m Edna.
Blakey: Damn, I forgot the seeds for Tom as well. Are you Tom?
Edna: No, I’m Edna.
Blakey: Are you sure you’re not Tom?
Edna: I’m sure I’m Edna.
Blakey: Do you know Tom?
Edna: No
Edna buys some leeks, onions and spinach, pays $21.
Blakey: All the best Tom, I will bring them for your next time.
Blakey’s wife: [ROLLS EYES)
Edna got her seeds a few weeks later, the spinach is growing nicely.
True story.
Look deep into Blakey's wild, wild eyes. You are Tom.
