I’m the kind of moaning little cunt who despises other people’s happiness. When I’m not trying to earn more money than my friends I take the high ground at every opportunity.
I consider myself and my values better than those around me. I feel guilty about the ice caps and the rainforests and the ozone.
You’ll hear me say: “I’m the way I am because I’ve never had to go to war.”
When the war that is going to end this financial mess kicks off, you’ll find me under my bed. Drunk. Shitting it.
I am the 50%.