“And here we see the uncommon granglehuff, its biological genus Psycho ignoramus, shuffle around in its imitably miserable manner. See how it bemoans its lot in life whilst snidily attempting to make others feel bad about themselves just to make itself feel better. The granglehuff is well-known for always being correct in its views, even when it contradicts itself, an astounding feat it achieves in even the shortest of conversations, to the bemused confusion of those unfortunate enough to converse with it. As such, the granglehuff is an isolating and isolatory creature, perhaps confounding to some in its purpose of existence, yet it enjoys a symbiotic economic relationship with fringe entertainment providers and body-vandalists.”
