beak is back, and he still loves the birds:
With plant fertiliser now illegal, the kids are looking for a new high, and they’re not alone. Codeine can be bought legally and cheaply on the internet and it’s proving popular when consumed with alcohol, for the ecstasy-like effects it gives teenagers. And pigeons.
OC saw one plucky little feathered raver get more than he bargained for, as whilst pecking away at the ground, he happened upon a suspicious looking wrap, and dived straight in.
Within minutes the effects of the opiate had overtaken ol’ birdy bird and he lay there, helpless in his delirium, twitching in the Sun. His mate didn’t hang around for long: he had guestlist at Ministry.
Didn’t affect his appetite, mind you. This is him as he came to Sunday Lunch the very next day:
Fuzzy but Functional
