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Sonic Astronic

January 25, 2012

If you’re available in London this Saturday, 28th January, 2012, the Main Protagonist has a cheeky little recommendation if you fancy a GIG:

Sonic Astronic meld electronic soundscapes and live humans.

It’s been suggested they sound like Four Tet – albeit with Mick Jagger on vocals, Hooky on bass, and with a world music percussion section.

Sonic Astronic bathe their audience in audio: shimmering guitars; delicate but intense hypnotic rhythms; a fusion of electronica, earthy beats, tremendous crescendos and tender moments.

GET HERE. LISTEN HEAR.

TOWER TAVERN – Saturday 28th January – 8pm

Very near the BT tower.

21 Clipstone Street, W1W 6BA

Warren St / Goodge St tubes

CLICK HERE TO VISIT FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE, HERE. OR HERE. TAKE CARE TO HEAR.

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Shortfall Discovered in Bank’s Annual Report; Kids Cancer Charity Funds “Re-Invested”

January 11, 2012

Edna returns with another glimpse into her corporate life.

EDITOR’S COMMENTTrust the BANKERS to rip-off an honesty box to the tune of a hundred and sixty dollars!

Never let it be said that bankers don’t deserve their massive pay and bonuses. They are extremely hard working and accountable. And ethical. And clever. And cunning. And brilliant.

And as part of their oh-so-busy schedule, bankers also find time to “borrow” from poor, cancer-stricken children. Not to feed their socially-acceptable gambling habits, you understand. Not at all. But to leverage their investments. Yes, to leverage their clever investments from charity funds. What could possibly go wrong?

After all, in death, who needs the money?

As the adage goes, “You can’t take it with you.” Especially poorly children. Particularly poor, poorly children. And they’re used to being poor. And poorly. Why should they have any extra monies?

And the bankers are the new gods. They’re doing God’s work. And God knows they do it well.

So think of the poor bankers at this time, taking this adage to its extreme conclusion:

Over a hundred dollars stolen from charity. Who puts IOU notes into collection tins?? EVIL BANKERS, that's who.

LAST CHANCE to pay the $160 YOU STOLE - f*cking thieving bankers

It’s tough times in Big Finance. Got to look after number one. Just like American Psycho.

Edna might be naive, but she always thought that banks were supposed to lend money?

No wonder nobody understands the economy these days.

Better keep coughing up those tax quids to keep it all propped up and plump like a big fat goose that defecates infinite golden eggs for the Illuminati, whilst puking into the taxpayer’s hungrily open lips.

Edna is feeling edgily satirical today.

This post is helping nobody.

Least of all Edna.

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Can you help Beak’s colleague?

December 14, 2011
Has anyone seen my anal beads? Thanks, Sarah.

Lost Property

Beak spotted the above post-it note in his office kitchen.

He wants to tell Sarah he’s having a good look. A very good look.

And a sniff.

Why the sniff?

Why d’ya think he’s called Beak?

beak's nose is ripe for a SNIFF

Sniffy Sniff Sniff

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David Attenborough has something to say…

December 7, 2011

“And here we see the uncommon granglehuff, its biological genus Psycho ignoramus, shuffle around in its imitably miserable manner. See how it bemoans its lot in life whilst snidily attempting to make others feel bad about themselves just to make itself feel better. The granglehuff is well-known for always being correct in its views, even when it contradicts itself, an astounding feat it achieves in even the shortest of conversations, to the bemused confusion of those unfortunate enough to converse with it. As such, the granglehuff is an isolating and isolatory creature, perhaps confounding to some in its purpose of existence, yet it enjoys a symbiotic economic relationship with fringe entertainment providers and body-vandalists.”

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