Oh Cheers

Our friend Edna has some lavatorial concerns to express from the southern hemisphere…

As an inhabitant of a multicultural metropolis,  I can appreciate and enjoy the differences that makes this a fantastic place to live.  But one cultural difference that I cannot come to terms with is the inability or unwillingness of some to use a pedestal toilet (properly).

Puddles of yellow around my corporate toilets and indeed even up the walls have been frequently encounturd (thankfully not yet) .

Surely regardless of your origins,  a certain sense of “when in Rome” (Melbourne), applies to habits of a personal nature as well,  especially in the office?   I would have thought performing a “gut grunt” in the squat position would indeed be difficult, and dangerous, without a specifically designed device (as well as apparently messy)?

Now that “use the toilet properly” signs have been put up,  the culprit seems to have spread out to the urinals.   Perhaps working for a bank, this is a dirty protest against the GFC?

Make yourself comfortable