Dear Diana,
We miss you so much. Happy birthday, you beautiful deity. We found this talisman made in your glorious posthumous honour.
The relic was photographed in Oakdale, Dorset.
We present it to your wondrous congregation with a lot of very British Love.
Much Love,
Oh Cheers Productions
A Wondrous Collage of the Peoples's Princesses of Wales
Did you spot the cameo?
Edna, our trans-Pacific contributor, is aghast….
When out for a pleasant drive one day, I uncovered a shocking culinary crime against animal humanity!
After this African animal bushmeat scandal, we now have Halal Flamingo! On a pizza? How can this possibly be true? Surely these poor animals suffer enough.
According to the all knowing wikipedia, in Ancient Rome their tongues were a delicacy, so maybe a pizza topping as well?
Sir David Attenborough would be appalled, all those poor pink birdy birds being forced to face Qibla before being throat-slitted would make Paris Hilton feel quite unsettled.
Is Edna now damned to Islamic hell for reporting on this? Is Google in on this too? Note the airbrushing
Dubious photo evidence below.
Halal Flamingo: "Is it Kosher?"
Yeah, yeah, this is perhaps inappropriate. Puerility is the new adulthood. Or something.
Good job Christians turn the other cheek. We’d hate to imagine the outcome of an Islamo-Danish version of something like this, but apart from the jihad placed upon you, you’d be likely to get pretty rich. And then maybe go to Double-Hell.
It’d be good art, perhaps, but would it be good taste?
If atheists celebrate Easter, could they ostensibly be celebrating Atheister (pronunciation: ay-thee-ee-st-er)?
