Edna, our trans-Pacific contributor, is aghast….
When out for a pleasant drive one day, I uncovered a shocking culinary crime against animal humanity!
After this African animal bushmeat scandal, we now have Halal Flamingo! On a pizza? How can this possibly be true? Surely these poor animals suffer enough.
According to the all knowing wikipedia, in Ancient Rome their tongues were a delicacy, so maybe a pizza topping as well?
Sir David Attenborough would be appalled, all those poor pink birdy birds being forced to face Qibla before being throat-slitted would make Paris Hilton feel quite unsettled.
Is Edna now damned to Islamic hell for reporting on this? Is Google in on this too? Note the airbrushing
Dubious photo evidence below.
Halal Flamingo: "Is it Kosher?"