An intimidating interrogator… [click image to maximify]
Now listen here, fact fans: Dob and his crew intend to attend the final BBC 6Music protest this Saturday (20/05/2010). As made previously clear, we are strong supporters of the 6Music and will be madder than Hell if it is withdrawn. See you there?
Working in offices – as the Main Protagonist of the Oh Cheers website tends to do, to earn dosh to honour his roof-over-head habit (what will the world come to?) – we often encounter unusual goings-on in startlingly sterilised environments.
This particular instance was of particular interest. As you may note, there are a number of cornflakes neatly surrounding the perimeter of the bin. How could that have happened?
Our best bet is outlined below. Image courtesy of image geezer beak. Who?
There is only one truth here. We Oh Cheers folk dare to print it here. Blessed are those with understanding, for they are reckoned with the truth. Oh dear.
The blue fence is to protect your precious innocent self
Yes, it’s ALIENS destroying the Houses of Parliament.
But at least health and safety legislation protects us with a nice big blue board of “danger: demolition” in the midst of it all. Nice aliens, eh?
ReBirth RB-338, the seminal music emulation software from aeons ago, has been reborn as an iPhone application. Wow.
When stumbled upon for the first time in the late-1990s this bit of soft-kit overawed ourselves, and the primary protaganist of these here Oh Cheers rumblings cheerfully made his foray into beats, blips and squelches, only for them to be lost forever in a drive reformatting accident. Ho-Hum.
Anyway, it’s not an exaggeration to claim how this little vid has gotten us all trembly, twitchable and excited:
Wonder if we can incorporate any of this into the Ancients of Noise works or even, dare we mention it, the works of our esteemed partners in crime, E*e**r** Ro***r.
Rabid, Hungry-For-Informations Oh Cheers roar-reader: “What the twittle are you twaddling about, you bit-blitherer? E*e**r** Ro***r? Ear Roar??”
Vapid, Refuser-Of-Fact-Satisfaction Oh Cheers word-warbler: “Er, yeah. Wait and visually see. Er, with your ears. See with your ears. Hear! Wait and hear. It’s in progress and it’s another great project which will see its public launch in due course…”
…hence the self-censorship. Let the music do the talking, right? Probably nope.
Apparently there is a new dance craze in the north-west of England, which came to our attention in the Metro. Here’s a good description: “To me the music sounds like hell, five hours of a non-stop fruit machine crossed with a nail factory.”
That sounds pretty good to the Oh Cheers team. Below is a lovely little nugget. From 2008. The Metro is 2 years late in its reportage but what does one expect from a rag freesheet?
Take note, the Oh Cheers Productions audio studio could do with a big orange lunatic oscillator speaker like the one featured in this video. Please let us know via the comments (or any other means) if you have one to donate.
Its Main Protagonist recognises it is not permitted to share its naked self on Chat Roulette so acknowledges it ought to do something less boring instead.
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