Archive for the ‘Art’ Category

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BBC 6 (Music) Of The Best

February 13, 2012

Anyone who actually reads the irrelevant dross published on this website might be aware that a character who only semi-pretentiously named himself as The Main Protagonist – well, aren’t we all the main protagonist in the story of our own lives? – has a chance of being conscious of his, or, er, my love for radio, music and in particular the best radio station on the planet: BBC Radio 6 Music.

And 6 Music is ten years old. I only started listening to 6 in 2003, when my employer (coincidentally the BBC) happened to permit me to listen to it whilst working.

I had neither a DAB radio of my own, nor broadband internet. It was a different era. It was like the 1950s of the Internet compared to now. Social media hadn’t been invented. There was no Facebook or Twitter.

As a recent graduate of an arts-based degree I wasn’t hugely employable, so whilst I was working at the BBC, it was in the highly confidential and sensitive “Scanning Room”, document managing high profile employee paperwork and seeing all sorts of naughtiness.

My favourite memory perhaps being the opportunity to read about a disciplinary for one member of staff who’d been having an affair with another and doing all sorts of sneaky, saucy, kinky devilry whilst in the office/studio. Names are forgotten so the Data Protection Act is null and void in writing this. I think. I hope.

I’d always adored music and had been rather fond of radio for years. I loved John Peel’s shows. I never knew I’d get the chance to hear an entire radio station inspired by his ethos of openness, going mostly against the grain of commerciality.

Vic McGlynn‘s afternoon show was a revelation. Hearing Daft Punk Is Playing In My House for the first time was a glimpse into genius. An indie punk rock band playing dance music about a dance band playing at their house. Which also SOUNDS as if it’s a live band playing Daft Punk.

Unfortunately a lot of our time working in our jobs at the BBC was spent “on standby” as opposed to doing actual “stuff”, so we were told to listen to the radio and watch telly and generally chat to kill time. We weren’t allowed out of the Scanning Room. We were guards of the dark information, in a dark place. No windows. Literally no windows.

As for us BBC scanners – myself, Vanessa and Bonnie (later of Electricity In Our Homes infamy) – we became fast friends before the management realised how much money they could save by selling off the entire HR dept to a third party, albeit a third party which would run it really quite terribly (Capita, aka BBC HR Direct), and thus give the management lovely big bonuses to buy big houses in Holland Park and Notting Hill.

6 Music is very much a part of this writer’s present, and remains one aspect of the BBC he adores. And so he felt compelled to respond to this challenge:

As part of 6 Music’s Birthday celebrations we want to hear 6 Of The Best from you.

Just select six songs that most represent 6 Music to you by filling out the form below.

You’ll be able to hear a different listeners’ selection each week on the Liz Kershaw show on Saturdays, 13:00-16:00. We’ll also be compiling a chart of all the entries that are sent in.

I’ve replied. I bit on the bait. Here’s my first of the 6:

Guillemots – Made Up Love Song #43
The wife and I played this at our wedding for the first dance. Our Auntie Pam in a broad Manchester accent is on video yelling, “WHAT THE BLOOMIN’ HECK IS THIS?” in response to the wonky Hammond intro to which my newlywed wife and I did a close dance. We pulled some delightful dancey twirls out of the bag in the song’s climactic second part, much to the surprised cheers of onlookers who hitherto had only ever seen me raving sketchily in muddy fields.

Can you resist a few dancey twirls, dear reader?

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Sonic Astronic

January 25, 2012

If you’re available in London this Saturday, 28th January, 2012, the Main Protagonist has a cheeky little recommendation if you fancy a GIG:

Sonic Astronic meld electronic soundscapes and live humans.

It’s been suggested they sound like Four Tet – albeit with Mick Jagger on vocals, Hooky on bass, and with a world music percussion section.

Sonic Astronic bathe their audience in audio: shimmering guitars; delicate but intense hypnotic rhythms; a fusion of electronica, earthy beats, tremendous crescendos and tender moments.

GET HERE. LISTEN HEAR.

TOWER TAVERN – Saturday 28th January – 8pm

Very near the BT tower.

21 Clipstone Street, W1W 6BA

Warren St / Goodge St tubes

CLICK HERE TO VISIT FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE, HERE. OR HERE. TAKE CARE TO HEAR.

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Sonic Astronic – THAT Smugglers Festival Gig

September 15, 2011

sonic astronic: bathing the audience in the light of a thousand suns

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Sonic Astronic @ Smugglers Festival

September 1, 2011

Our new music project – Sonic Astronic*, whose delicious new musics you can review on Soundcloud – is set to perform on both days Sunday evening (possibly Saturday as well – TBC) at the Smugglers Festival in Deal, Kent.

Sonic Astronic live at Smugglers Festival 2011

The best way to spend the last weekend of the summer!

Meantime, ohcheers.com image geezer beak has taken a day out of his busy regime of “giving up” on all matters pertaining to creativity in order to furnish us with some draft images…

Gritty & Moody

Less traumatic, instead aquatic

*Sonic Astronic was

(or should it be were?)

formerly known as

freaksforever

in a previous incarceration

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Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2011 – Retrospective Overanalysis in Mime with a Wedge of Lime

August 29, 2011

Edinburgh Fringe Postcard (beak says: "click to see details - love from beak xx")

When visiting the Fringe, you have to let it wash over you, accepting it for the disorienting wave of human brain-detritus that it is. There is simply too much to take in from all the various hilariants and infinite, unstoppable untertainment.

Such visceral wonders; those unerring wits; and thy hyper-hypheny-pretentious types too – the irredeemables – and my, how they shall pay.

Whatever. This post attempts to capture the Main Protagonist’s 4-day visit at the Festival‘s tail end.

Image man beak has helpfully provided a delicious photographical compilation/complication above, in the form of a tastefully-concocted mashup postcard, although since giving up he personally neglected to join us this time (cheers beak – Ed).

There were allegedly something like 2500 shows on offer throughout August, and whilst it’s a good idea to book some stuff in advance, for some of it you just need to go with the buzz.

Below is a brief run-through from memory of what happened (hover over links to see comments if you like; don’t bother if you can’t be bothered)…

Of course a lot of other stuff happened in those four days, but if it were committed to publication we only lay ourselves open to litigation, don’t we? And we don’t want that, do we? No. (Yes.)
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POST-PUBLICATION POST-SCRIPT NON-SEQUITUR EDIT
beak contributes:

(Kind of) Blue

Thanks beak. Thanks a lot.
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An Experimental Exercise in Branding

August 20, 2011

During the preparation of materials for a new music project, image man beak was consulted on a potential rebranding.

What did beak come up with, pray tell?

Qlunge Master Q - Initial Qoncept Art

Whilst not quite what we were looking for this time, perhaps we can use QMQ branding for one of our other Oh Cheers music chdevelopments.

Qlunge Master Q - Alternate Advertorial Proposition

Seems we did settle on a name though, but we’ll reserve the reveal of that particular secret for a future post.

Ciao for now, meat ploughs.

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Happy 50th Birthday: Princess Diana

July 1, 2011

Dear Diana,

We miss you so much. Happy birthday, you beautiful deity. We found this talisman made in your glorious posthumous honour.

The relic was photographed in Oakdale, Dorset.

We present it to your wondrous congregation with a lot of very British Love.

Much Love,

Oh Cheers Productions

Diana Princess of Whales, Princess Diana Tribute: Happy Birthday People's Princess

A Wondrous Collage of the Peoples's Princesses of Wales

Did you spot the cameo?

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[Photo]-Shop what you’re doing

June 30, 2011

The ohcheers.com image man beak is currently away on a research mission on how to install software on a PC, but he’s found time to send us a quick update on his efforts, trials and tribulations:

Photobucket

Perhaps beak should get a Mac?

If a picture paints a thousands words, then a crafty Photoshop composition surely is worth a million. This years OC word count goal is going to be difficult to hit without the inclusion of my obligatory chopped images.

The weight of my second favourite bit of software has finally proven too much and broken laptop GIR-HUB72606V0. Coincidentally the same name as my old work computer. What are the chances?

Just like Laurel & Hardy, Bang & Olufsen, Marks & Spencer and Rutter & Gadd, it’s been a turbulent creative relationship for me and Photoshop. Unlike Lennon & McCartney, mind, we still hope to get back together and make beautiful love, and beautifuller childrens.

We hit the highs with a fully playable 20 card pack of C___ Trumps, and we successfully transplanted Ed’s head onto a procreating tortoise (only just missing out on a Turner nomination).

There were lows; the utter frustration of waiting and clicking, waiting and clicking, waiting and clicking whilst a large project file updated, rendered, applied for political immunity and saved. Eventually.

So readers (and the Turner Prize) will have to wait for the Cittie of Yorkie pub, Deal With It Hayward Gallery and Toaster Mice on the 205. And I’m going to have to learn Illustrator.

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When no-one is in a studio, does the audio equipment still make noises?

January 16, 2011

Abandoned and discarded. Someone once cared a great deal about this equipment.

VOX: “I’m so smug. I’m a VOX.”

Roland: “I’m quite smug too, but I can’t top you, VOX. It seems apt that I lie, thus, perpendicular to the ground, whilst you are appropriately upright. I hate you VOX.”

VOX: “I can see all the grit and muck on your wheels. Have you no shame, Roland?”

Roland: “What does it matter when you’re in the room, VOX? I can never be as good as you. I can never carry the warm glorious tones and even if I could, all the kids love your coolness almost as much as Orange. All I’ve got is this old skool logo.”

Roland crawls off, still side-ended, for a little cry.

Blue Chair: “Oh right. Just ignore me then. I mean, I AM actually the only one in this room that contributes anything properly productive in this messed up society by helping with the parking of bums whilst they contribute actual work and thus partake is true wealth creation in this glorious socio-capitalist economy. Whilst you two – YOU TWO! – just ponce it along with the cooler-than-thou indie kids.”

Piano: “Just calm down. You’re all pathetically short-term. What use is a chair or a valve amp or even YOU, Bicycle, when the transhumans take their rightful place as the simians’ overlords. Really, when you think about it, this really IS a very petty argument. Of course, having said that, Piano shall always prevail, just as it always has. I am CLASSICAL for a reason you losers. Ha!”

Bicycle sulks silently. He’s heard it all before and recognises the futility of partaking in Kilroy politics. “No wonder Kilroy lost his mind“, thinks Bicycle.

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Flu, modernism, and modernity – will it make Edna anew?

August 31, 2010

"Make it new!" cried Ezra Pound, "but I have flu..." pained Edna.

Modernism modernity trapped influenza nightmare teleworking makes us more separate yet more accessible. Curse you Citrix.

Catcher to read, essay to write, microplane throat – night flu tablets wink but it’s only 18:23.

No time for illness must login to work go to bed shouts IT manager more easily said than done.

STOP being so obsessive Edna.

Sleep, and the OC crew enjoys the Fringe.

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