Edna has often wondered what his partners in crime Main and Beak actually do professionally.
Edna is here today to list what she actually does and throws down a challenge for a similarly public declarations from other ohcheers.com contributors.
1. Edna apparently works in IT for a big company. Apparently Edna works in IT for a big company because once upon a time she worked with fixing computery problems. Edna now answers emails from many other email answering/sending people around the company. Edna spends time belittling others.
2. Edna works from home a lot, she probably does not realise how good she has it, she is not Gen Y but certainly expects that working from home for everyone is the normal thing for everyone to expect.
3. Edna probably does not really know how good she has it, or suspects that to be the case. Today, being a working from home day, Edna decided to vague out a bit, have a bit of a sleep for lunch, answered a lot of emails at 6am, watered some vegetables, and answered some more emails etc. This forms a standard routine for Edna.
4. Edna complains a lot.
5. Edna sits in fear of the inevitable redundancy call from HR, how would Edna ever be able to better this career? Edna (probably) secretly hopes that she continues to plod in this sedentary life until her superannuation grows to a point that she can retire and do less, or perhaps do more.
6. Edna tries to come up with things to write for OC during her working day – a little like this really.
7. Edna wishes the other ohcheers.com contributors would stop dicking around with their post-Pitchfork proclivities and tell her what THEY think they’re doing.