The ohcheers.com image man beak is currently away on a research mission on how to install software on a PC, but he’s found time to send us a quick update on his efforts, trials and tribulations:
If a picture paints a thousands words, then a crafty Photoshop composition surely is worth a million. This years OC word count goal is going to be difficult to hit without the inclusion of my obligatory chopped images.
The weight of my second favourite bit of software has finally proven too much and broken laptop GIR-HUB72606V0. Coincidentally the same name as my old work computer. What are the chances?
Just like Laurel & Hardy, Bang & Olufsen, Marks & Spencer and Rutter & Gadd, it’s been a turbulent creative relationship for me and Photoshop. Unlike Lennon & McCartney, mind, we still hope to get back together and make beautiful love, and beautifuller childrens.
We hit the highs with a fully playable 20 card pack of C___ Trumps, and we successfully transplanted Ed’s head onto a procreating tortoise (only just missing out on a Turner nomination).
There were lows; the utter frustration of waiting and clicking, waiting and clicking, waiting and clicking whilst a large project file updated, rendered, applied for political immunity and saved. Eventually.
So readers (and the Turner Prize) will have to wait for the Cittie of Yorkie pub, Deal With It Hayward Gallery and Toaster Mice on the 205. And I’m going to have to learn Illustrator.





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