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WHO ARE THE 50%?

April 23, 2012

We know who the 99% are. We figure who the 1% are by elimination.

Beak tells us he’s in the 50%, in his own wiry words:

I am the 50%

TRANSCRIPT

I’m the kind of moaning little cunt who despises other people’s happiness. When I’m not trying to earn more money than my friends I take the high ground at every opportunity.

I consider myself and my values better than those around me. I feel guilty about the ice caps and the rainforests and the ozone.

You’ll hear me say: “I’m the way I am because I’ve never had to go to war.”

When the war that is going to end this financial mess kicks off, you’ll find me under my bed. Drunk. Shitting it.

I am the 50%.

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